Monday, May 16, 2011

How to Identify citizens of different places of India....




Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's
MUMBAI
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends
on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are definitely in
PUNJAB !!!
Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up. That's DELHI
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting.A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall. That's AHMEDABAD
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program. That's
BANGALORE
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that"AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace settles in... That's
CHENNAI
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in
KOLKATA
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,"don't fight in front of my place, go zumwhere yelse and kyeep fighting".
That's
KERALA !


Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting.No one walks in (its so normal to fight)
You are in Pune !

and the best one is ....
Scenario 10
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.

You are in
GOA !!!

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